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Nottingham Forest decked themselves out in this garish 'Jackson Pollock' number away from home between andrecalls iposter. Indeed, they wore it in the quarter-finals of the Uefa Cup in the season, when they were dispatched on aggregate by the eventual winners, Bayern Munich. But we're inclined to say their lesser-spotted lime cordial effort from was worse.

Facebook Twitter Pinterest. How could we forget this one? Like a Magic Eye book, it might take you a minute to spot what was going on in this Fiorentina design from - yep, that's right, a few twink footie sport kit sex swastika-style lines were 'accidentally' incorporated into what the manufacturers called 'an optical effect'.

It took until December before anyone actually noticed and complained. Surviving jerseys are now collectors' items.

Twink footie sport kit sex many of you wrote about this tiger-print kit that we felt obliged to dig it up. Presumably all Hull's future kits will be like this now the owner, Assem Allam, has changed the club's name to Hull City Tigers against fans' wishes.

Anyone thinking the 90s was the most visually offensive era for kit design should have a look at Liverpool's recent efforts. If this one isn't bad enough, their third kit is split into thirds. The days of the classic Crown Paints kit are long gone. Seven years later, to mark the local football club's centenary, Basque artist Dario Urzay, inspired by works he'd seen at the museum, designed this splatter-effect football kit - as highlighted by Richmutey.

UncleFester proposed Barcelona's 'Sunny Delight' away kit as a contender for the worst design - or the most thirst-inducing. More shocking, perhaps, was their kit 12 months earlier when they ended their long and admirable refusal to wear corporate sponsorship on their shirts.

Combining gold and maroon who else would dream of such things? Credit to newenergyspace for digging that gem out of the archives. OpiumEater reminds us of VfL Bochum's technicolour attire from Handy as it is to wear a paint chart, the idea didn't stick. Not that Bochum's kits porno sex bollywood schauspielerin amisha patel nackt improved: this distressed design is rather, umm, distressing. Manicstreetpotter was only too happy to point out Stoke's transgression of a purple version of Huddersfield's kit from that same season.

And while we twink footie sport kit sex hunting for it, we came across this awful kit from - you'd almost think they were proud of it. Of all the satin-shorts to grace football fields in the s, these mauve creations, worn by Sheffield Wednesday in and posted by caroline have to be the most emetic.

Teamed with a silver diagonal-striped top, it was a kit that even Lee Chapman couldn't look good in. In the long and unglamorous history of awful football kits, no one to the best of our knowledge has ever dared create a kit that looks like a stick of broccoli — until this one.

The club is based in Murcia, 'the vegetable garden of Spain' — justification of sorts for a truly bizarre design. They went on to win the twink footie sport kit sex last season and, fittingly, they've released another broccoli-based design this season which, we hear, is selling fast all around the worldPhotograph: lahoyalorcacf. Coventry City have been much derided for their infamous brown 'egg-timer' kit of the soften cited as the worst kit of all time, but this supposedly ingenious design, worn fromtrumps even that one.

The brainchild of former manager Jimmy Hill, it incorporated the sponsor's logo into the kit design, giving the brand extra emphasis. The only problem was the TV companies had banned all kit sponsorship for televised games, so, even without the word Talbot, it fell foul of the laws and City were forced to wear a bland alternate strip any time they were in the limelightPhotograph: Getty Images.

At the African Nations Cup inthe Cameroon team sported what could reasonably be called a onesie. The points were later restored as common sense kicked in. Cameroon had previous, of course, having worn a sleeveless vest in Hitachi are often blamed for the uglification of football kits, as it was they who paid Liverpool to become the first top-flight club twink footie sport kit sex wear a sponsor on their shirt in Yet, three years earlier, Twink footie sport kit sex Town did the unthinkable and plastered lettering for a local firm across their chests.

Derek Dougan, then chief executive and manager, is seen here in their southern brooke nackt hot country girls top, having organised the deal. Kettering Tyres are the real villains, then. Goalkeepers jerseys have a rich tradition of being garish — don't believe us … check out this archived gallery — but none could beat this one, a fluorescent Count Dracula effort, designed and worn by Mexico's goalkeeper Jorge Campos at the World Cup.

Here's an unusual design with an twink footie sport kit sex premise. SC Heereveen's kit is based twink footie sport kit sex the Frisian flag, the official flag of twink footie sport kit sex Dutch province of Friesland.

A plunging V-pattern is more typically associated with jockeys' silks, but Manchester United's footballers sported them on their home kits in the early s. If the design doesn't seem peculiar enough, how about this: the majority of the kit was white. It only lasted for four years frombut by that stage United had already been wearing red home kits for 20 twink footie sport kit sex aside from FA Cup final of when a similar white kit was worn.

The only other time United have not worn a red home kit was in when a lucky maroon and white horizontal striped kit was adopted. This Reggina shirt looks inoffensive, but closer inspection reveals something rather weird about the blurry design lurking behind the logos. Yes, it's a male torso. Surely the only thing that could be as bad as this is an animal print — say, um, that of a tiger.

A kit twink footie sport kit sex by the players who wore it, according to Sir Alex Ferguson at least. It was worn just five times and, remarkably, United never won in it. One of its outings came against Southampton at the Dell in Ferguson made the players switch tops at half-time, when they were down, blaming the kit for United's poor passing game.

United pulled one goal back in the second half but still lost Chelsea also had a grey kit; theirs came in and featured panels of orange for a nauseating high-vis effect. Recreativo opted for a polkadot away kit last season — and what's most surprising twink footie sport kit sex that Danish manufacturing legends Hummel were responsible for it. It was predictably mocked for looking like it was inspired by Minnie Mouse. This Tottenham kit from was shocking twink footie sport kit sex only for the number of times the Twink footie sport kit sex logo appeared on it a close rival came two decades later when Kappa designed an awful kit for Manchester City in what was practically shell-suit materialbut also for the bizarre paneling which ran down from the shoulders.

Let's call them shoulder sideburns. The lemon yellow wasn't too clever either. Half-and-half tops have been around as long as the game itself, but when San Jose Clash unveiled this razor-edged gold, turquoise and white number they went a step too far in our book.

Japanese side Shimizu S-Pulse have a habit of wearing eye-popping und nikki chao deja chan — this effort, fromis among of collection of bright orange designs featuring world maps across the chest. Note also the subtle camouflage pattern in the background. Back in the day, to be precise, Derby County took the button down approach several steps too far.

Huddersfield Town went all tie-dye in the season. Their away goalkeeper jersey of was pretty vile too. Another classic 90s kit, here, which took all the worst colours from the colour wheel and splattered them on to Scunthorpe United's kit. And to think, this came two years after Norwich's similarly chronic home kit which was released in What a way to ruin a perfectly acceptable kit.

Joe Jordan, seen here in his Milan days, surely wouldn't have been too happy about this choice of shirt sponsor in But the real question is, what on earth were the founders of Pooh Jeans thinking when they named their company? Hats and leggings for a team-photo, no less.

They lost to the Wanderers at the Kennington Oval in London. Now here's a serious abomination, featuring tassels on what looks like a horse polo top, which is beige, of twink footie sport kit sex colours.

We actually didn't believe this was real until we hunted around for pictures twink footie sport kit sex it being worn, and, lo and behold, we found some. They only played one season and, frills aside, weren't especially dazzling; they lost 22 of their 30 games.

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